Q & A


Dear Goolie,

Sometimes when you sleep you emit noxious odors. Yet you still have a significant other. What advice do you have for little old me?

Signed,
Looking 4 Luv



Dear L4L,

It is true, I do have a bit of a gas in the bed problem. But I believe that my freedom of expression and ability to be comfortable around my partner helps our relationship. What happens to a flame when gas is poured on it? It becomes bigger and brighter.

My advice to you is to be yourself, and in the words of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young: "Let your freak flag fly!"


Sincerely,
GOOLIE