Dear Blog,
I have very sensitive neck skin. Two days ago I vacationed to our sunny sister state, RI. I spent the day at the beach, and that goddamned sun of ours burned my neck very badly. (I know, global warming, right?) It looks like someone tried to strangle me with an oven mitt covered in sandpaper. I hope it departs my skin soon, it is hurtful. Any idears with how to make it go away?
Signed,
Rednecked Goolie
1 comment:
I have an idea, wear sunscreen you goddamn street rat.
A. It's cool
B. It smells pretty ok
C. It's non-habit forming
D. All of the above
E. The first rule of fight club is DO NOT Talk about fight club.
Love,
An enemy
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