AND NOW FOR SOME Q & A:
Dear Lady Goolie,
I came across your blog the other day at work. You strike me as a fake and a phony. Are you real? If so, I'd like to take you out for a milkshake sometime. Email me back at.... (sorry can't publish that).
I am true, and I am 2-good-2-B-4-gotten. But I'm going to have to say no to your request. Here are the reasons:
A. I don't hang with the employed.
B. You're a peeper.
C. Is for cookie and that's good enough for me.
D. I'm lactose intolerant.
Other than that I'd be totally up for it.